Don't Spill the Cottage Cheese

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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darrynek:

nxte:

so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

kawaii-hipster-shota:

Hiked 13 miles at Point Reyes yesterday

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

radxcalscull:

braneisamazing:

You can say what you want but Good Luck Charlie was a great ‘new’ Disney show.

i have to strongly agree

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

we-curse-the-stars:

encourage:

"say something i’m giving up on you"

The zoo one breaks my heart

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

backboobs:

when the bae texts u first <333

backboobs:

when the bae texts u first <333

j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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ghost-anus:

Priest: Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Me: you’re* :)