Don't Spill the Cottage Cheese
nicedildo:

trying to seduce my dashcon bf

nicedildo:

trying to seduce my dashcon bf

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

You were made to be kissed, often and well.
George R.R. Martin  (via pureblyss)

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.

trippiest:

trippiest:

trippiest:

Waiting for my mom to go to sleep so I can smoke

Wait I’ll just smoke with her so she gets really tired

I just realized why that plan won’t work.

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”