Don't Spill the Cottage Cheese

heart:

perks of having your best friend as your neighbor
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rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

therapsida:

great going “dick smith”

therapsida:

great going β€œdick smith”

zachthemermaid:

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

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fuckyeahbookoflife:

and then I think, β€œwhen has homework ever stopped me from doing something before?”

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom Β turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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